Philosophy Earns Prize (kind of)

Philosophy Club Vice President, Charlie Beaucham, took up the challenge by Peer Educators to illustrate his natural high and wound up with the first place ribbon. His depiction of Neitzche's famous words to "Live Dangerously!" has drawn hundreds to the love and lifelong pursuit of philosophy. Administrators were bowled over by requests and have themselves registered for spring classes taught by philosophical giants Papazian, McKenzie, and Kennedy. Many in the Evans school have offered their classrooms in honor of the burgeoning department, leaving palms and offerings at office doors. Bill Wilker, club officer and resident strong man, is not surprised, saying "it was only a matter of time before the campus recognized both the artistic genius of Charlie's profile drawings as well as the utter necessity of philosophy." Many of Wilker's devotees nodded in agreement.

Onlookers will note that the First Place Ribbon appears to spend most of its daytime hours placed on another, less impressive, poster. No philosophy club officers were available for comment about this phenomenon.